office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
