Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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