Buhtt sex?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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