The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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