YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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