Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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