i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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