But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
God, I missed his penis.
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