I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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