I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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