Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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