I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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