I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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