Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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