David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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