He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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