If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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