Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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