are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Where is the hickey?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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