guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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