College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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