she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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