Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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