im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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