Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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