I wish I only lived at night.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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