But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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