Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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