sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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