People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
barbara walters just said penis...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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