i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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