I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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