a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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