ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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