normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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