Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
