So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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