im drinking this country out of the recession.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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