Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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