how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
tell me about the eggs
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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