Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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