glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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