But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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