He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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