you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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