I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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