There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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