Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I will be naked everywhere
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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