That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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