if i can run in heels then i can drive
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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