Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If that was your dad, he is hot
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
