Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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