just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You ate ashes out of my bong
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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