And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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