it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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