Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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